i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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