i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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