Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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