Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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