He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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