lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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