im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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