But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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