we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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