Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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