I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Farmville is her only friend.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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