coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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