id be glad to
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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