I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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