I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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