So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
only if we run a train.
done.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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