David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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