i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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