There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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