Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
