Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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