i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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