I need help removing her.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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