I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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