I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
