He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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