oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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