yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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