its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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