The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
