So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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