god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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