Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
