he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
ok first of all what the fuck
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