Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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