Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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