People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so let's talk penis.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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