The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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