when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
pray to the hookup gods
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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