Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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