i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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