I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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