New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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