Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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