So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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