Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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