Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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