don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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