i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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