his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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