At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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