when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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