It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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