awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
